GUIDE: SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
EPISODE GUIDES
Undead Johnny and Dementia welcome zombie attack survivor Jimmy Dingle and noted Miskatonic University Zombiologist Professor Wolf @#$%&Schloss to the coffin couch to discuss the ever present danger of zombie mayhem. The Professor and Dementia give tips on how to fend off zombie attacks, the Professor brings his trained zombie, Bub, by for the show and in the end, heads are bitten open and brains devoured!
Undead Johnny and Dementia welcome world renown mad-scientist Dr. Moreau and his hideous Freak Baby, Jr., to the Coffin Couch along with Killer Shrew Island and Hot Swedish Chick Survivor, Captain Thorn Sherman. While Thorn and Johnny discuss the many merits of Burt Reynolds, Dementia and Dr. Moreau head over to the lab to create a Killer Man-Shrew in honor of Dr. Craigis' work in The Killer Shrews. In the end...bloody Man-Shrew carnage!
Johnny indulges in his one true fetish--witches--by inviting to the Coffin Couch Dementia herself and two members of her coven, Morgana and Lucretia. But all does not go as planned as the girls have a surprise for Johnny and his other guest, Donald Tramp, owner and operator of a string of hotels, motels, brothels and hostels. By the end of the show, Johnny's left feeling...a little singed.
Undead Johnny gets a call from the head of Network 666 telling him he better clean up his act and improve the show "toot sweet" or else! With Dementia on vacation, it's up to Johnny and Bela to take action. Special Effects experts are brought in to compete for $10000. The winner? The one with the best process to improve the show with. But one of them has a secret agenda and an unhealthy pre-occupation with Undead Johnny's ass. This special show for the whole family includes "Wipe-O-Rama" and "Ripley Rama" (complete with chest bursting.)
Is Dementia planning to backstab Undead Johnny and get a show of her own from the Head of Network 666? Leaving poor Johnny by the wayside as she rockets to hellish stardom? That's what Johnny believes and in retaliation he launches a talent competition live on the air to find a new co-host. Bela and the Pelham House Assassin join Johnny in judging the likes of comedian Josh Brusquely, poet Shep Nubbins and psychotic psychic Chin Doun. Will Dementia leave the show? Will Johnny "make it" with the lovely Chin Doun? Will Shep Nubbins give us the meaning of the universe by answering one simple question? Is that hammer laying on the set going to be used in a way it shouldn't be? Tune in and find all this out and more!
It's time once again for Undead Johnny to undergo his quarterly full-organ transplant operation. Unfortunately, Channel 666's resident surgeon, Dr. West, is away on sabbatical. So Johnny chooses the inebriated skills of Dr. Fever. Did Johnny make this decision based on Dr. Fever's expertise with animals or simply because he caught a glimpse of the Doc's sexy nurse? Will the surgery go off without a hitch or become a bloody mess? Take a wild guess. It's a blood soaked, vomit inducing episode for the whole family to enjoy!!
When director Dario Argento, their guest for the week, cancels, Undead Johnny and Dementia air a re-run and take a much needed break from bloodcurdling horror, nailbiting terror and macabre mayhem. The two curl up on the Coffin Couch to watch Suspiria and over blood buttered popcorn they reminisce about the wonderfully horrific night they first met.
It was a dark and stormy night...
Guest director Francis Ford Coppola takes control as a violent storm rages outside the studio. One by one cast and crew turn up missing. Is there evil afoot? Well, of course there is. But are people being murdered by some insane madman roaming the halls of Channel 666? Will Undead Johnny survive? Was that really a zombie in drag I just saw? Will anyone even watch? Tune in and find out!
Ten innocent people have been found dead in the nearby village of Viseria, each with two bite marks on their neck. Burgermeister Johann Gunderschloss believes a vampire is the cause and comes to Channel 666 to slay the foul creature of the night responsible. Can Undead Johnny and his new hunchback, Igor, keep Dementia stake-free? Or will Gunderschloss the Vampire Killer exact his vengeance?
In a history making moment of historic history, Undead Johnny and Dementia welcome to the Coffin Couch The Last Man on Earth and The Last Man on Earth!! That's right! Robert Morgan and The Omega Man meet for the first--and last time! For by definition, there can only be one Last Man on Earth!! So the two meet in a titanically titanic terrifying torturous tete-a-tete to the death!! Who will survive to proclaim "I am Legend" ?? Place your bets...
Undead Johnny and Dementia welcome cemetery caretaker Angus "Scotty" McWangus and Occult Cartographer Globe V. Errikson to the Coffin Couch. The topic for discussion: Cartography. Are maps really evil? And can we exploit their evil powers to further our own self-serving needs?
It's the last show of the season and Undead Johnny, Dementia, Fritz and the rest of the World of the Weird Monster Show gang want to go out in a bloody orgy of violence. Or at the very least, have a special show full of thrills, chills and surprises. The cavalcade of stars that comprise tonight's guest list include Murder Legrande, the star of "White Zombie," the widow of Professor @#$%Schloss--who was killed on the show by a zombie earlier in the season, and the Umbrella Corporation's top Zombiologist who promises an earth shattering announcement that will literaly change the world as we know it!!