Episode Guides.
Episode Guides.
Undead Johnny tries to impress Demonia by booking the Japanese Horror Classic Kwaidan on the show. But when Kwaidan is stolen from the Channel 666 film vault by a sexy ninja, Johnny has no choice but to broadcast another Japanese film, Manster, until he can get Kwaidan back. So Johnny, Igor and two-headed X-Dimension Studio Executive Harvey-Bob Weinburg head off to the mystical land of the Rising Sun---Japan! There they meet creepy little Japanese girls, psychics and yes...ninjas! Will Johnny and Igor be vistorious in their battle with the sexy ninjas and their Ghost Samurai? Will they get Kwaidan back to Channel 666 in time to impress Demonia? Will Dementia "poo-poo" their whole plan? Tune in and find out!!
The World of the Weird Monster Show is preempted tonight for a very special Channel 666 Presentation: "They're not as boring as all that...A Channel 666 Tribute the Genre Classics of the Silent Era." Hosted by Slasherpiece Theatre's own Peter Graves, Channel 666 pays tribute to landmark films such as The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Phantom of the Opera, Metropolis and others by performing dramatic recreations of key scenes from these classics. Starring such noted 666 celebrities as Undead Johnny, Dementia, Igor, Burgermeister Gunderschloss, Holly, Batboy and others, this is a treat for the whole family.
Hell is beseiged by horrible weather...sunshine as far as the damned eye can see...and so Dementia cancels the taping of the Werewolf in a Girl's Dormitory episode. Undead Johnny takes offense that no one thinks he can mount an episode on his own so he devises a brilliant plan...a "Best of" clip show! That's right, it's one of the best movies we've ever shown combined with some of the best moments from Seasons 1 and 2 of the World of the Weird Monster Show (with some Season 3 highlights as well!) And that's not all, there's also a whole bunch of new material from Johnny, Dementia and Igor!
Tonight's topic is lycanthropy. First up to the Coffin Couch, to present the Pro-Werewolf side of things is none other than Little Red Riding Hood, president of A.W.O.L.F. (the Anti Werewolf Oppression Love Foundation.) Then we welcome two of the reform school girls from the school featured in the film to learn all about what goes on at an all girls reform school. The knife fights, the group showers, the slumber parties...and the ever present horror of being stalked by a werewolf. Our last guest is the Dean of Students, Dean Lecher...whom the girls believe to be the werewolf. And a werewolf is heard roaming the halls! Coincidence? Will a werewolf crash the show? Will Igor catch anything in his exciting werewolf hunt? Will Johnny get anywhere with the reform school girls? Tune in and find out!
Undead Johnny has a idea for a new show--Undead Johnny: The Sitcom!! As we watch this strange new show...strangely reminiscent of the Dick Van Dyke Show, we're also treated to flashbacks to some of Johnny's earlier careers. His stint at a radio station in Cincinnati, his job as a bar tender in Boston and his sort-of Taxi driving job at a funeral home. Is it all some weird dream or has Johnny finally come upon a good idea for a new show? Watch and see as we enjoy the Munsters' trip to England!
Jamie Lee, Nancy and PJ--three young students from the Miskatonic University School of Journalism--come to Channel 666 to be interns! Little do they know they will soon meet up with three of the greatest slashers in movie history! See Jason, Freddy and Michael all have a grand old time as these three young interns fight for their lives as Johnny and Dementia watch on. It's our first ever Summer Slasher Spectacular!!
It's time once again for Flashback Weekend, the best horror movie convention in Illinois. And that means it's time once again for a World of the Weird Monster Show FW Special. See Undead Johnny, Dementia, Holly and more from the convention floor. See highlights from the Troma, Kane Hodder, Danielle Harris, Devil's Rejects and Roddy Piper Q&A sessions! See the Unofficial Unauthorized Undead Johnny Fan Club return to FW! All this plus Cerina Vincent, Lloyd Kaufman, Charles Band, Erin Brown, Michael Berryman, Ken Foree, Sid Haig, The Bone Jangler and more!! Plus, to go along with all this convention excitement we've got a great movie! It's Horror Express with Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee and Telly Savalas!
Undead Johnny's all set to do a show on vampires. He's got Abe Van Helsing as his first guest and Dementia's warming up Dracula's Daughters backstage when Ilsa Kronos, daughter of famed Vampire Hunter Capt. Kronos, shows up and says she's the new Burgermeister and Monster Hunter for the nearby village of Viseria and that's she's there to kill Dementia! That's right, the villagers finally fired Johann Gunderschloss for being completely ineffectual. But if Ilsa kills Dementia, Johnny has no show and so begins his crazy plan to get Johann Gunderschloss his job back--The Vampire Hunter Olympics!!!
It's the last two hours of the six day long Channel 666 Halloween Telethon and hosts Undead Johnny and Dementia are dead on their feet. Watch as the paltry sum they've raised starts to drop as viewers call in for their money back. Why? Because Johnny and Dementia finally start showing them glimpses of upcoming Channel 666 shows that their pledges will help support. Shows like "Inside the Horror Actor's Studio," the suicide gameshow "I Can't Take it Anymore," "Father Murder's Satan Hour" and more. Plus Johnny's spoken word performance of "Monster Mash." It's Halloween fun for the whole family!
To celebrate the fact that they can show a brand new movie, Undead Johnny and Igor travel to the foreboding land of Shellvania to meet Dementia's cousin, the Baroness Von Frankenstein, who has agreed to make a female monster for Johnny. Along the way they have wacky adventures with a sexy vampire, a crazy werewolf and the creature herself!!!
El Santo has become a shell of a man since he retired from monster fighting to work at Channel 666. But then a message comes from his old enemy and brother, El Malo! El Malo demands that El Santo and El Johnny No Muerto meet him at midnight or El Malo will kill Fritz! Can Johnny help El Santo get his confidence back in time to save Fritz? If so, will he and El Santo be able to win against the new and improved El Malo and his army of El Goonos? Tune in and find out! Same El Time! Same El Channel!
It's Christmas time and that brings our very first Christmas Special ever! Come join Undead Johnny, Dementia, Demonia, Igor and the Undead Johnny Christmas-ettes as they celebrate the Holiday Season! Of course, when the zombie actor Igor hires to play Jesus (the world's first zombie) as a guest on the show starts a Christmas Zombie Outbreak, things get a little out of hand! Tune in to see what we're sure will never, ever, become a family Christmas tradition!!!!
