GUIDE
SEASON TWO
Episode Guides.
Episode Guides.
With Dementia away giving a speech to the Young Vampires of Transylvania Society, her abnormaly sweet and innocent cousin, Pandora, comes to stay in her dungeon. Undead Johnny is intoxicated by her goodness and is determined to corrupt her. He makes a wager with Prop Master Creepy Johnson that he can turn Pandora "Dementia-Evil." Enlisting the skills of Monsieur Groveling, headmaster at the Monsieur Groveling Atomic Beauty Parlor and Demonic Charm School for Wayward Tramps and Demon Sluts and of Channel 666's own sexy demon slut Demonia, Johnny makes an assault on Pandora's innocence. Will they succeed? Will Monsieur Groveling's special Atomic Age formula #28 be enough to transform Pandora into a seductively evil demon slut? Will Creepy Johnson be reduced to cleaning out the Big Guy's Bowel Bin? Are there really crocodiles on the new set?
Tonight's topic is serial killers, and Dementia literaly digs up one of her many old flames to be on the show. And it just so happens that he's the most famous serial killer of them all: Jack the Ripper!!! Though Undead Johnny is less than impressed when he learns that Ol' Jack is only famous for killing five prostitutes. Underwhelmed by that low number, Johnny hatches a witless plan (does he have any other kind?) to uncover Jack the Ripper's true identity and thus guarantee ratings gold! Will he succeed? Will Jack the Ripper's victims be happy to see him when they stop by the show? Why is Fester Scab kissing a butchered Irish babe? All this and more on tonight's special episode!!!
Tonight Undead Johnny and Dementia delve into the magical world of Mexican Wrestling and Mexican Monster Fighting. While interviewing the Multitudes' Champion, El Santo, the wrestler gets a tragic phone call on his Emergencioso line. It seems the famous scientist, Professor Jorge Rodriguiz has been kidnapped by the half men/half chupacabra El Goonos who work for the evil criminal mastermind El Malo!! El Santo asks for Johnny's help and thus, El Johnny No Muerto is born!! Can El Santo and El Johnny No Muerto stop El Malo? Will El Johnny No Muerto bring Prof. Rodriguiz home to his lovely daughter, Senorita Lupita Bonita Rodriguiz, and claim his reward? Find out the answers to these questions as well as see a killer gorilla and a man get his head and spine ripped from his body!! Same Weird Time....Same Weird Channel!!!
Tonight's show is a Special Presentation of the World of the Weird Monster Show.
Undead Johnny and Dementia take you to the Flashback Weekend Horrorama Drive-in
and Horror Movie Convention. Dementia's on the convention floor hunting down the "Hot
Ladies of Flashback Weekend" (in order to make blood withdrawls later) as well as trying
to find out what Darth Vader's really like. Johnny, however, spends most of the convention
trying to stay away from the founding (and only) two members of the Unofficial, Unsanctioned Undead Johnny Fan Club. Plus we've got footage of the Evil Dead cast reunion and the Fog cast reunion as well as some great moments with Ted Raimi, Tom Atkins, Adrienne Barbeau, Charles Cyphers, Nancy Loomis and more. And it's all tied
together with the Bela Lugosi film...."The Corpse Vanishes."
Inspired by Mario Bava's classic horror anthology film, Black Sabbath, Undead Johnny decides to flex his producer's muscles once again. He gathers Igor, Creepy Johnson, ex-Burgermeister and Vampire Killer Johann Gunderschloss and Demonia together to see the fruits of his latest labor. That's right, it's a forced viewing of the pilot to his new show, "The Creepy Room." The Creepy Room features stories of the strange and supernatural. With Undead Johnny at the helm of such an ambitious project...how could it be bad???
William Castle, the man who tried unsuccesfully to murder Undead Johnny and was then banished to the X-Dimension is back for revenge!! Mr. Dante and his girl-from-another-dimension travelling companion, Astrala, "wipe" into Channel 666 using Mr. Dante's interdimensional transport device, the Wipe-O-Rama, in order to save Johnny. It's an epic chase across the universe as our heroes evade Castle by hopping from dimension to dimension, climaxing in a harrowing battle in the Mirror Universe Dimension!!! That's right, it's Castle vs. Undead Johnny and Mirror Universe Undead Johnny!! Who will win this interdimensional death match????
Undead Johnny and Dementia decide to put the wild claims of tonight's movie to the test. Can a perfume be developed that will send a bat into a murderous rage where it will seek out and kill anyone wearing it? To find out, they invite famous Monster Wrangler Rufus Van Helsing to the studio along with his odd assistant Bat Boy and a real live Devil Bat!! Dementia visits the Deadly Nightshade Perfume Factory to meet with Dr. Heinrich Von Strudel and his assistant, Ms. Alexia Nighthump, to pick up a batch of bat enraging perfume. See the live Bateusfakeusbutcloseupitsrealeous Rodentus Nocturna!! See the mating rituals of strange sidekicks!! See Johnny blindly walk towards death like an idiot lamb to the slaughter!!! It's Devilish Devil Bat action for the whole family!!
It's time for the Second Annual World of the Weird Monster Show Fight Night. This season, Undead Johnny and Dementia bring you Gigantis the Fire Monster vs. Bo-Bo the gigantic gorilla--it's Hysteria in Viseria!!! That's right, Undead Johnny and Dementia broadcast live from the nearby village of Viseria as they bring you the biggest, baddest brawl this side of Tokyo!! It's giant monster fighting action for the whole family!! Watch as Professor Mindwarp uses his newly contructed Giganto Ray to grow Bo-Bo the gorilla into a giant sized challenger for Gigantis!! See innocent young women scream in horror at the sight of these massive beasts!! Tremble in fear as we use legal loopholes in order to bring you a rematch between King Kong and Godzilla...I mean, Bo-Bo and Gigantis.
It's time for the Annual Channel 666 Halloween Monster Bash!! And your hosts for this party of parties this year? The World of the Weird Monster Show's own Undead Johnny and Dementia. Come join the fun!! All your favorite characters stop by for the party and there's even music by our very own Fritz and his band, the Dark Shadows!! Also included are Helpful Halloween Hints from Strangely Brown, a visit to the Terror on Forest Hill Haunted House, some cool old shorts and trailers and a special behind the scenes tour of KNB Effects' workshop and a look at some of their effects from George Romero's Land of the Dead!! Halloween is the best holiday of the year and this episode is truly a celebration!! Come join us!
Undead Johnny is off to the first annual Undead Johnny Convention and that leaves Dementia all alone at the studio. She makes the most of the opportunity and decides to host the show "her way." She invites two of her little playthings over, the beautiful Nicole and Holly, and they have a blast hosting Carnival of Souls. It's a special Dementia episode for the whole family, with girls having pillow fights in their underwear, playing spin the bottle, putting curses on Creepy Johnson and even some viewer mail!!
Undead Johnny and Dementia once again tackle the subject of Zombies! This time they go straight to the source with an exclusive via satellite interview with the Reigning King of the Zombies! That's right, it's a royal affair! They also dabble with hypnotism as Master Mesmerist Doctor Professor Falschen Schvindel stops by with his Hypno-Tambourine! And tonight's film brings out an angry mob of protesters who storm the station. Tune in to see Dementia's very special way of handling them! It's a brain eating, skull busting, zombie affair for the whole family!
Strange things are happening at Channel 666. Crewmembers are committing suicides at an alarming rate and children's toys are appearing out of nowhere. Undead Johnny cancels tonight's show as he and Dementia try to track down the cause. Could the ghost of a young girl found prowling the station be the cause? Johnny and Dementia enlist the help of a ghostbuster and Burgermeister and Monster Hunter Johann Gunderschloss to find out.
The Big Guy has hired Lefty Coppola, Francis Ford Coppola's illegitimate cousin, to work for Channel 666. Is he here to do quality television? If so...then why is he using that HAM radio in his dressing room to contact the planet Zontar? Meanwhile, Undead Johnny and Dementia welcome Undead Deforest Kelley to the Coffin Couch. But Bones doesn't have time for platitudes and "how-do-you-do's," he's here to warn everyone about Zontar! And he's just in times as Lefty Coppola and Zontar begin taking over the minds of every damned soul at Channel 666. Will our heroes be able to stop the invasion as Bones did in 1981 in Melonville? Tune in and find out!
