Dementia consoles Johann Gunderschloss...who has been fired from his job of Burgermeister and Monster Hunter of the nearby village of Viseria.  Apparently spending most of his time in Hell...with monsters...and not killing any of them--ever--seems to have left the Village Fathers feeling less than confident in their chosen protector.  So they sacked him.

And in his place they hired Ilsa Kronos, daughter of famed Vampire Hunter, Capt. Kronos.

Her first task is to do what Johann could never accomplish...kill the vampire demon slut Dementia.   Johann confronts his replacement...and receives nothing but scorn.

...and gets slapped in the face.

So he tries the language of love...

But Johnny has a plan.  If Ilsa kills Dementia, he's got no show, so he's got to get Johann his job back.  He gets the Mayor of Viseria to agree to a contest...the Vampire Hunter Olympics.  Whoever wins will get the title of Burgermeister and Monster Hunter for the nearby village of Viseria for life!!

The first part of the contest is a gameshow.  The contestants:  Ilsa, Johan and Abe Van Helsing who stopped by to help Johnny begin the show.

Johan vows to win his job back.

Dementia arrives to explain how many points each question is worth.

She misses...though she does make Johnny squeal like a girl and drop all his question cards.

And Ilsa promptly draws a silver knife and throws it in the Vampire's direction.

Johann in deep thought.

The second part of the contest is a Monster Hunt.  To make sure Johann is the one who catches the monster, he makes Igor play the part.

Johnny explains how this mighty beast is nothing to triffle with.  It's scary....real, real scary.

After succesfully evading Johann, Igor proudly tells his master that he is winning!

And the hunt is on!

To which Johnny tells him he's an idiot and was supposed to let Johann catch him.  He yells for Gunderschloss.

Ilsa, realizing the contest is idiotic, stays behind to confront Dementia.

Dementia attempts to hypnotize Ilsa, but the Vampire Hunter proves to be too strong.

So Dementia relies upon her other hypnotizing assets.

Then she does a little hunting of her own.

And soon Ilsa is a whole new woman.

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Johann is outraged that Dementia has taken this once noble warrior of the lord and turned her into an evil, depraved, perverted succubus and lesbian creature of the night!  He vows to end their evil existences.   That's our Johann!!