Johnny tries--unsuccesfully--to impress Demonia by bragging to her how he's airing the Japanese classic horror film Kwaidan on tonight's show.

What Johnny doesn't know is that Demonia is also a member of the Seven Golden Vampires Ninja clan--but why is she stealing Channel 666's copy of Kwaidan?

She's spotted by Johnny, Igor and El Santo! Of course she's wearing a mask, so none of our heroes recognize that Demonia is the sexy ninja thief!

They have no choice but to follow the Ninja to Japan in order to retrieve Kwaidan.   And as they'll be strangers in a strange land, they'll need a guide.

Johnny tells Igor to have Fritz air Manster while they try to get Kwaidan back!  "Is it a Japanese Classic as well, Master?" Igor asks.  "Well, it's Japanese."

And only one group of people in today's world knows the Japanese Horror world better than anyone...creatively bankrupt, top-level, Hollywood executives.  So Johnny and Igor call upon Harvey-Bob Weinburg from X-Dimension Studios.  (Harvey is the head on the left, Bob the right

And just like that...our heroes are in Japan!

Johnny has a little run-in with some local color.  Those creepy little girls from Japanese Horror movies are everywhere over there.

Soon they've found their way to the Ninja's Castle and are ready to do battle.

Until they see their opposition.  Then they act like scared little babies.

And they're joined by mystic Chin Doun.

Demonia and her sexy ninja partner stand guard for Kwaidan!

Sexy Ninja on Hunchback action ensues!

And Demonia unmasks herself much to Johnny and Igor's shock!

And then Dementia shows up to set things straight.  All the excitement and dramatic plot twists put strain on Johnny's heart...so Igor gives him a new one.

Will Demenita mediate a peace between Johnny and the Ninjas that will allow him to show Kwaidan?

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