Undead Johnny tells Dementia he has a great idea for a new show:  "Undead Johnny, the Sitcom--starring Undead Johnny."

And before you know it, it's time for "Damn That Johnny!" This week's episode:  Nailbiting Terror.

Johnny gets his pants from Igor.  That's right, ladies, we read your emails!

Johnny's tv wife, Morgana, gives him his wake up call.

Johnny at work with his fellow writers at the Prince of Darkness Variety Hour, Grossanne and Fester.

Johnny regales them with tales of his earlier years in broadcasting.

Back when he was DJ, Johnny Neptune at WKRP in....somewhere.

Dr. Fever swears once again that as Satan was his witness, he thought pumpkins could fly.

Meanwhile, back at home, Morgana gets a package from her wacky neighbor and vampire hunter, Johann Gunderschloss.

She really should know better than to open the package.  Sigh.

Johnny and Morgana enjoy a bit of lunch together.

Then Johnny's back to telling stories of his past again...from before he worked in broadcasting, back when he was a bartender at a local pub named Glooms.

And of his days at Big Frank's Funeral Home....you could say he was a Taxi driver of sorts.

After a hard day at work, Johnny comes back home to Morgana's open arms.

And finds himself waking up and making out with Uncle Don.

Dementia tells him he slept thru the whole episode and missed Undead Fred Gwynne and Munster, Go Home.

Oh, and that Morgana became a vampire and that she's hardly the sitcom wife of his dreams.

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