Tonight, Peter Graves is your host for a Special Channel 666 Presentation of Slasherpiece Theatre.

That's right...the ghoulishly gruesome thespians from Slasherpiece Theatre join forces with the World of the Weird Monster Show to perform key scenes from these landmark films.

First up, the sad story of lonely Quasimoron, the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

A lonely man, Quasimoron had to pass the time somehow...

Then from his solitary bell tower, he saw the girl of his dreams, Esmerelda, the Gypsy Girl and Club Notre Dame's new featured dancer! Will Quasimoron find happiness at last?

Dementia and Undead Johnny ham it up in their retelling of The Phantom of the Opera.

Professor Rotwang calls the leaders of the workers' revolution into his secret lab to unveil his new invention!

"My Robot Chick is the future, I have no need for you stupid workers now!"

Dementia of course disagrees...and Johnny acts like an idiot.  Would you believe someone loses an arm and their heart gets ripped out two minutes from this point?

Nosferatu sleeps in his coffin...waiting for the night.

Horrifying...and horrorfyingly ugly, he stalks the night.

Could these sweet young things be his next victims?

Which is why Undead Johnny is prepping Burgermeister Gunderschloss for his big scene.

What they need is a hero.

Johnny's idea of a tribute to classic genre films.

Johnny coaches the Hot Space From Space in her battle vs. the Monsters.

It's an epic battle of bad judgment and worse production values as King Kong fights the 50 Foot woman and Godzilla.

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