Yes, even though we're in Hell...and against Dementia's better judgement, it's time for our 1st ever Christmas Special!!!

To up the Yuletide ante even more, Undead Johnny introduces Ilsa and Nadia...the "Undead Johnny Christmas-ettes!"

And gives the kids at home a sneak peak of the Undead Johnny Christmas-ettes upcoming number with El Santa!  Feliz Navidad!

Of course, when Johnny sees it's a zombie Jesus, he calls Igor in to explain.

Then it's time to introduce our special Christmas guest...the Birthday boy himself: Jesus Christ!

Johnny told Igor that Jesus would never come to Hell for a talk show--so get an actor to play JC.  Igor, knowing Johnny always said Jesus was the world's first zombie, having come back from the dead, got a zombie actor to play Jesus.

With not so great results for Igor.

It's Christmas Dinner with all the hunchback fixings for Zombie Jesus as Dementia can only watch.

Johnny takes care of the situation by shooting the Zombie Jesus.  Then he gets ready to shoot the now infected Igor in order to contain the outbreak.

Igor, with a clever distraction, "boobies!" is able to slip away, head and brain intact.

Knowing this show and what is likely going to happen--all out zombie outbreak--Dementia calls in Z.E.R.O.

And soon Sgt. Buck Murdock is there with his Z.E.R.O. Troops (Zombie Emergency Response Operations.)  Here he emplasizes their motto:  "Shoot them in the head, and they stay dead."

When Johnny shows up, Sgt. Murdock thinks "undead" Johnny sounds an awful lot like a zombie to him.  Before Johnny can protest, they knock him out with a blow to the head.

When Johnny wakes, everyone is off killing zombies...but he does find Igor finally.

Of course, by this time, Igor has turned into a zombie and lunges for his old Master.

Luckily, in the heat of the fight, Igor's brains are splattered all over Johnny's face by an unknown shooter.  Who was it that saved Johnny's life?

Why Demonia of course.  Who has now become a kick-ass zombie killing machine.

Johnny spends a little quality time with his assistant.

Soon the situation is under control and Johnny asks Sgt. Murdock if he's sure he and his men got all the zombies.   Sgt. Murdock responds that they did..."well, except those two."

To which they all look over and see the Undead Johnny Christmas-ettes eating the guts out of a Channel 666 PA.

Sgt. Murdock offers to shoot the zombie Christmas-ettes in the head, but Johnny decides to let them live.

It is Christmas after all, and they're still...kinda cute.  Besides, there's only two Johnny reasons, what harm could they cause?

Sgt. Murdock tells the Channel 666 crew that in order to stop things like this in the future, just remember...."Shoot them in the head, and they stay dead."   "And now we know," Dementia says.   "And knowing is half the battle," and with that, Sgt. Murdock and his men leave.

Dementia takes the time to thank Johnny for the outbreak of Christmas Joy, Cheer and zombies.

And the Undead Johnny Christmas-ettes take the time to eat Johnny's brains.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from everyone here at the World of the Weird Monster Show!!!!!

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