Dementia kicks off the show by introducing Alien Animal Wrangler Fernando Wombat.
Fernando brings by a captured Gorgon, featured in Teenagers From Outer Space, and fails to impress Dementia with his tales of adventure and expertise.
Then it's time for our new game show, "The Real Deal!"
Dementia explains the rules to our celebrity judges, Undead Johnny and Igor.  There are three teenagers on the panel...but only one of them is from Outer Space--which one is the Real Deal?
Is it Teenager #1?
or Teenager #3?
Teenager #2?
Even after the exhaustive Q&A portion of the game, our judges are unsure.
Biff tries to help them out by pointing out the fact that it's obviously "this freaky chick" right here...and Teen #3, Saturna, blasts the flesh off his bones for cheating.
Unfazed by the display, Teen #1, Brittany, invites Saturna to the mall and an interstellar friendship is born.
Johnny welcomes Prof. Mindwarp to the show to help explain all the Sci-Fi gadgets in tonight's film along with the help of Teenager from Outer Space, Saturna.
But Saturna, under Brittany's influence, is no longer the Teenager from Outer Space we knew and loved.
Johnny lectures her about responsibility and reminds her that while she's a guest under his studio's roof she'll abide by his rules.  Saturna reminds him she's 615 1/2 Parveks old (18 of our Earth years) and to stop treating her like she's 412.  Then she storms off.
Leaving Prof. Mindwarp to figure out the ray gun on his own...with "not so great" results.
Saturna returns later in the show to ask to borrow the keys to the Hearse and some cash as she's already spent her weekly guest allowance.
Initially resistant, Johnny proves no match for the combined teenage powers of Brittany and Saturna and gives in.
Leaving Johnny to hope that he was a good enough host for Saturna to make the right decisions in life as she goes off on our own...and Dementia to find the whole affair just odd and strange.
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